[ Maskin tried to tug him a little straighter, entirely too stiff and straight as he tried to lead him on. Come on, buddy, don't pull that again, or he'll have to call Nelson out on it. He didn't want to, at all.

It was uncomfortable. Then again, physical affection in general was something the author was entirely too uncomfortable with. ]

It's no trouble. I can't just leave you like this, you might get into trouble, and that's a burden I can't handle, you know? It's better to make sure you're home safe.