If you stole my book, she thinks in a wry tone, I will personally smack talk you on my blog.

"A generous gift, I'm sure," she says and doesn't even sound a little ironic about it. Her book is a gift to the world. Authors wish they had written such a touching erotica book about a man and his tentacle lover.

Her elbow sits on the table and her cheek rests in her palm. She opens the first page of the book at signs PT.

You're being very reckless, Mr. Quire, coming out in public like this.